According to reports, Alabama Attorney General Troy King, who has called homosexuality the “downfall of society,” has allegedly been caught in a gay sex scandal.
King, a conservative Republican, was reportedly caught by his wife Paige King having sex with a male assistant in their Montgomery home. Reports say King was kicked out of his home by his wife and is set to resign over the scandal.
King is known for voicing his opposition of abortion and homosexuality. He has worked to outlaw sex toys in Alabama. King frequently wrote editorials for The Crimson White in which he called homosexuality the “downfall of society.”
In 2004, King was appointed to Attorney General by Alabama Governor Bob Riley. He previously serves as the Assistant Attorney General. King is considered a potential candidate for Alabama governor in 2010.
More Gay Republicans!!! Rawr! Saturday, Jul 12 2008
News and Nightmares and Politics and Republicans 12:41 pm
America’s Purge - #1 - President Bush Friday, Jul 11 2008
America's Purge and Bush and Nightmares 9:02 am
I was recently reading a funny article on things that embarrass America and I couldn’t have agreed with the author more. He brings up some good points, and honestly, America is slowly but surely the world’s punchline. I think it’s time we as Americans took back this country, one day at a time, and started purging- if you will- all the things that make our country shittier than it otherwise has to be.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m a big fan of the USA, but she needs some work right now, and it’s time we put the gloves on and really started cleaning up some of the shit thats been piling up for centuries. Think of it as an American spring cleaning or something.
And so, very obviously, the first thing that has to go is our phenomenally (retarded) President, whom I have nicknamed “Georgie”. I think Georgie expresses perfectly how I feel about that bumbling slack jawed yokel. And I’m not talking about just kicking him out on his ass after his days are up in January, I’m talking about deporting this crazy fuck to somewhere awful- perhaps the Sun. I mean he’s been saying for years that God chose him personally to be President, so what say we let him put his money where his mouth is. If he can survive the Sun with the help of God, then he can come back. My guess is he’ll find a way to fuck the Sun up, too, just by getting near it. That’s basically going to be his legacy here- “master of the fuck up”
And look at that stupid shit eating grin. God I hate this man. I seriously HATE this man and wish he’d go hunting with Dick Cheney more often since apparently Dick is a little trigger happy. I’m just saying.
Anyway, Georgie, consider yourself the winner of the very prestigious “get the fuck out award”. Now get the fuck out, for the sake of America.
Recession? What Recession? Friday, Jul 11 2008
Bush and Nightmares and Politics and Republicans 8:37 am
NEW YORK (AP) — Stocks tumbled Friday as investors focused on troubles at mortgage companies Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac and watched oil prices climb further into record territory. The Dow Jones industrials fell more than 200 points and slid below the 11,000 mark for the first time in two years.
Nope, no recesession. Nothing to see here folks. Nothing at all. Go about your normal business.
Aren’t we all Atheists? Thursday, Jul 10 2008
Nightmares and Religion 11:18 pm
Ok. If you are a religious person today (let’s just say Christian) than you believe in one god and you do not believe in all the other gods that have come before and which exist today.
For example, you believe in Christian God, but not Allah, Abraham, Thor, Mars, Zeus, etc.
Now, even if you ignore Hinduism which has like a billion gods, let’s safely assume you do not believe in 500 Gods (as according to other religions).
Now, doesn’t that mean that if you believe in 1 God, and you do not believe in 500, that you are 1/500th Theist, and 499/500th Atheist?
And if that’s the case, can’t you just round up already and ditch the “god” that just happens to be popular today. Why is “today’s god” true, and all the others prior, bogus. And don’t say because there are written records (the bible) -that was written by HUMANS and then modified (heavily) by a KING. And if you would use the bible as an example, then wouldn’t you have to concede that Mormonism (which is a bigger brand of insanity) is legit, also?
Common Sense: Blackwater USA Thursday, Jun 19 2008
Blackwater and Bush and Common Sense and Nightmares and Politics and Republicans and War 9:39 pm
I’ve been reading Jeremy Scahill’s book “Blackwater” and I have to admit it’s particularly startling. I’ll probably post a review of it when I’m done (like 20 pages to go). But a few things occurred to me.
- Military benefits and pay suck.
- We are currently fighting (a few) wars.
– Therefore, Military enlistments are down.
- Blackwater benefits and pay are huge.
- Our government is paying a ton of money to Blackwater for men to fight in previously mentioned wars.
– Therefore, it isn’t that people won’t fight, they just need proper incentive.
COMMON SENSE CONCLUSION:
- Scrap Blackwater contracts, put money in government’s bank account.
- Take half of said money and invest in higher military benefits, pay, etc.
- Take other half of said money and invest in post-war support of soldiers.
- Watch military recruitment rise.
- Stop worrying about massive mercenary army hanging out in North Carolina and fighting our wars with literal immunity and no oversight.
Am I crazy? Doesn’t this seem more logical, and more desireable than a government who lap feeds private contractors who donate to their campaigns?
CHAMPIONS MOVERS (Fremont, CA) - Another New Ad! Wednesday, Jun 4 2008
ASAP Relocations and Bad Ideas and Champions Movers and Morons and Moving and Nightmares 9:17 am
Wow, Champions Movers (Fremont, CA) must have a lot of extra money laying around after all the customers they ripped off for thousands of dollars. I can’t believe they have a new ad already! Check it out!
(** IF YOU HAVE BEEN SCAMMED BY CHAMPIONS MOVERS, PLEASE CONTACT ME AT TKN.MOVINGADVICE@GMAIL.COM **)
CHAMPIONS MOVERS (Fremont, CA) - Not Delivering Goods On Time? Wednesday, Jun 4 2008
Bad Ideas and Champions Movers and Moving and Nightmares 9:07 am
I got a few tips from a fellow victim of the Champions Movers (Fremont, CA) - ASAP Relocation (San Jose, CA) moving scam. Champions, aside from giving you low ball quotes, ratcheting up your final price thousands of dollars, breaking all your stuff, holding your stuff hostage, being as professional as Hitler to the Jews, and other assorted crimes, they are also notorious for being late- VERY LATE- delivering your stuff, especially when you move from one state to another.
One of my loyal readers has e-mailed me these tips. If Champions Movers is late delivering your goods you are LEGALLY ENTITLED to the discounts and credits listed below. Champions Movers will likely threaten you, at which point, I would immediately contact a lawyer or your local police department.
1. The Federal Highway Administration states: “If the mover fails to
pick up and deliver your shipment on the dates entered on the bill of
lading and you have expenses you otherwise would not have had, you may
be able to recover those expenses from the mover.”
2. The California Moving and Storage Association (CMSA)states : “If pickup is
not made on the agreed date and delivery within two (2) days of the
agreed date, the carrier must pay you $100 per day for each and every
day of delay. This is in addition to any other claim you make.”
(** IF YOU HAVE BEEN SCAMMED BY CHAMPIONS MOVERS, PLEASE CONTACT ME AT TKN.MOVINGADVICE@GMAIL.COM **)
Well, The Only Reason I Need NOT To (Ever) vote Clinton!! Sunday, Jun 1 2008
Clinton and Democrats and News and Nightmares and Politics 1:01 pm
What a fucking whack-job cunt. Sure hope she collapses and dies soon! 
Clinton Supporters Begin Hunger Strike! Friday, May 30 2008
Democrats and Hillary Clinton and News and Nightmares and Politics 10:40 am
Today, Hillary Clinton supporters in Michigan and Florida began their hunger strike today. The hunger strike is a result of the upcoming DNC meeting to decide the fate of the Michigan and Florida delegates who were stripped after they were incapable of FOLLOWING THE MOTHER FUCKING RULES signed by both candidates before the primaries.
One Florida Hillary supporter, Hazel Claptrap, age 97, told our reporter that “Hillary is going to win. I know she will. I sawed it on the television monitor. And just because I’m an old senile fuck whose drunk of Jack Daniels all the time doesn’t mean my vote shouldn’t count”.
A Hillary supporter in Michigan, John Dickface, expressed similar sentiments, by saying “so what if Obama wasn’t on the ballot? Huh! So fucking what? It’s his fault for not being on the ballot. It’s his fault he got zero votes so he can eat a dick. A big Bill Clinton dick. I hate black people”.
Clinton supporters, too stupid to fucking add, vow to continue the fight through June, July, August, September, October, November, December, January, February… well into the next President’s first term- whoever it may be- but certainly not her. Clinton supporters cite numerous reasons to be optimistic that their girl Hillary will win the nomination, including but not limited to, magic, prayer, and dieting.
This reporter of course recognizes the lunacy of these supposed rationalizations, and the transparent batshit insanity of all remaining Hillary Clinton supporters. And so we go, headed into the DNC’s meeting this weekend with Hillary supporters across Florida and Michigan starving themselves of all nourishment.
We can only hope they all starve to death.
Bill O’ Reilly “Mix” Friday, May 30 2008
News and Nightmares and Politics and Republicans 9:54 am
