I was recently reading a funny article on things that embarrass America and I couldn’t have agreed with the author more. He brings up some good points, and honestly, America is slowly but surely the world’s punchline. I think it’s time we as Americans took back this country, one day at a time, and started purging- if you will- all the things that make our country shittier than it otherwise has to be.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m a big fan of the USA, but she needs some work right now, and it’s time we put the gloves on and really started cleaning up some of the shit thats been piling up for centuries. Think of it as an American spring cleaning or something.

And so, very obviously, the first thing that has to go is our phenomenally (retarded) President, whom I have nicknamed “Georgie”. I think Georgie expresses perfectly how I feel about that bumbling slack jawed yokel. And I’m not talking about just kicking him out on his ass after his days are up in January, I’m talking about deporting this crazy fuck to somewhere awful- perhaps the Sun. I mean he’s been saying for years that God chose him personally to be President, so what say we let him put his money where his mouth is. If he can survive the Sun with the help of God, then he can come back. My guess is he’ll find a way to fuck the Sun up, too, just by getting near it. That’s basically going to be his legacy here- “master of the fuck up”

And look at that stupid shit eating grin. God I hate this man. I seriously HATE this man and wish he’d go hunting with Dick Cheney more often since apparently Dick is a little trigger happy. I’m just saying.

Anyway, Georgie, consider yourself the winner of the very prestigious “get the fuck out award”. Now get the fuck out, for the sake of America.